Weenie's World

I miss San Diego right now. Can you tell? :P Original...

Oct 31st

Oct 31st

Just got my absentee ballot! YAY! About to exercise my...

Oct 31st

“I am certain that after the dust of centuries has passed...”
— John F. Kennedy

Oct 30th

I’ve never been into Halloween. Even as a kid. Costumes don’t excite me and I can buy my...

Oct 29th

I love getting home from work at 10 PM! Sort of.

Oct 29th

Friday night. I had to get up for work at 7 am the following...

Oct 28th

On the way through Dupont Circle.

Oct 28th

The walk home from work.

Oct 28th

My upper back and neck hurt like a bitch so I have my very first professional massage scheduled for...

Oct 26th

Gay rights, Christianity, and equality

Brad Pitt: “So certainly discrimination has no place in Christianity. There’s a big argument going...

Oct 26th

Most Horrific Date Story Ever. EVER....

anonymous x: my friends sister was on a date and it was at a bar... and she really had to go to the bathroom but the guy was like "oh the bathroom here is gross... my apts like a block from here, here's my key, you can use it"
anonymous x: so she goes to his apartment and uses the bathroom.. but she clogs the toilet
anonymous x: so she's freaking out... and theres no plunger
anonymous x: so she grabs a plastic bag and just scoops up all the shit and toilet paper into the bag
anonymous x: and when she's done she's been in the bathroom for like half an hour so she figures she better write a note or something so she writes something like "i had a really good time tonight and i hope we can do this again"
anonymous x: and then she leaves
anonymous x: but once she's out the door she realizes she left the bag of shit, and the note, and the key on the kitchen counter
anonymous x: and she's locked out so she just ran home

Oct 26th

Really depressing

Oct 25th

Just had a surprise belated birthday party down in the tour guides’ lounge. All the tour...

Oct 24th

Is it sweet or creepy when a probably 60-or-70-something man offers to show you around Washington...

Oct 24th

“I’m surprised that you’re not a plump lady.”
—  Aurora, after discussing...

Oct 24th

“I’m surprised that you’re not the size of a...”
—  Megan, while grocery shopping...

Oct 24th

“It’s kind of comical but kind of not.”
— My boss, on one of our 80 year...

Oct 23rd

Me: I can't do breakfast food late at night. It fucks with my mind.
Late-night-diner-old-lady-waitress: OH MY! How can such an ugly word come out of such a pretty mouth?!
Me: Oops...

Oct 23rd

Me: I tried to get Chris to repeat after me and say 'No bitch' but he wouldn't. He's all like 'I don't say that word.'
Stephen: He has respect for women! What's wrong with that? Stop trying to corrupt him!

Oct 23rd

Chris: well, i'm confident
*a few minutes later*
Chris: [roommate] just came in and told me I was fat...
Chris: he says it's okay as long as you don't care
Me: how's that confidence now!!!

Oct 23rd

My cruel friends like IMing me to tell me they are going to get some of my favorite foods that...

Oct 23rd

Listen

Ne-Yo - Miss Independent I love this song! Jeff said that this song reminds him of me. I’ll...

Oct 22nd

Boss: Do you have [name] in your database?
Me: Let me check... nope...
Boss: Okay she requested an application so I'll send her one.
Me: Dopeage!
Boss: What?
Me: Dope-age? Like, 'oh cool.'
Boss: Hahaha oh DOPEage. I thought you said 'No Bitch.'
Me: Hahaha no! Noooooo...
Boss: I was like 'Whoa! Sorry!'

Oct 22nd

Went to Dartmouth this past weekend for their homecoming. It...

Oct 22nd

Listen

Akon - Beautiful

Oct 22nd

Got a haircut yesterday. My first time getting one for over $20. Long overdue. The hot water in...

Oct 15th

Picture with Abe! And with Lena, who visited this weekend....

Oct 13th

Lincoln Memorial.

Oct 13th

Washington Monument.

Oct 13th

At the Hirshhorn Museum. I’m not usually a fan of...

Oct 13th

Me: thank you for always treating me like gold
Chris: you always deserve to be treated like gold

Oct 13th

At a scary dive bar in Adams Morgan

Me: What do you want?
Lena: Shirley Temple with vodka
Me to bartender: Can I have a Shirley Temple with vodka?
Bartender: We don't make no fuckin' Shirley Temples here!

Oct 11th

Boss: Omigod omigod omigod! *jumping up and down freaking out*
Me: What?
Boss: I just saw a mouse! I don't know where it went!
Me: Omigod... *I look down and see the mouse next to me, scream, and practically fall over*
Boss: Where are they coming from?!
Me: There's more than one?!
Boss: Haven't you seen "Ratatouille"?!

Oct 10th

Gotta love ice sculptures.

Oct 9th

With my great aunt.

Oct 9th

I went to some National Day of Taiwan reception tonight at...

Oct 9th

Went to dinner at Nooshi after work yesterday with a bunch of other Kennedy Center interns....

Oct 8th

The Perils of Chinese Ancestry

Chris [another intern]: This sushi is bad. I'm a sushi snob.
Me: Yeah, it's not very good.
Chris: You should be a sushi snob too because you're Asian.
Me: Well... maybe moreso because I'm from California.
Chris: Yeah, that too.

Oct 8th

Chris: I haven't found a salon I like so I'm going to these chains that aren't chains you know? That are full of Asian people...
Chris [looks at me]: Oh, sorry.
Me [confused]: Was that supposed to be offensive?
*silence*
Me: Oh, I have to stand up for my people, even though "Asian" encompasses multiple countries with different languages, cultures, landscapes, and people.
Alyssa [to Chris]: Hahaha you got owned!

Oct 8th

Chris: So what's your boyfriend like? Is he Asian-American too?
Me: Yeah. He's nice and smart and --
Chris: Oh that's because he's Asian.

Oct 8th

Patrice: How was the food last night guys?
Everyone else: It was good!
Me: The sushi was gross.
Patrice: Are you an Asian snob?

Oct 8th

In front of the White House on Saturday (EARLY EARLY)...

Oct 8th

You know your office is cold when you take a drink out of the refridgerator and 5 hours later,...

Oct 6th

Watch

I finally watched Hillary Clinton’s DNC speech. I missed it in August because of work so I...

Oct 5th

Donovan and Cody engaged in a friendly romp.

Oct 5th

The perks from work that come along with giving them your life in exchange for currency are pretty...

Oct 5th

The Palin Problem | Newsweek Politics

Oct 5th

resa (via whoastephchiu)

Oct 5th

From tonight, in the lobby of the UC Washington Center.

Oct 4th

Went to happy hour at McFadden’s with other Kennedy...

Oct 4th

They gave us this bottle of champagne on the house for some...

Oct 4th

Went clubbing on Wednesday. How fucking banoodles is that?...

Oct 4th

Clubbing in D.C. Tonight

1. I hate how cute guys think they can do anything. 2. Casey is hotttttttt! ;) 3. There were...

Oct 4th

Kendra: The guys in D.C. are nasty.
Nicole: I know! Guys here will fuck anything! I'm not a piece of meat! My name is Nicole!

Oct 4th

Watch

Saw this on Eric’s blog. I love it. will.i.am - Yes We Can

Oct 3rd