Weenie's World

Oh my family. They drive me crazy but I missed them at...

Dec 2nd

Okay it’s official. I’m an emotional eater. Good thing I’m not sad/mad often. Or...

Dec 2nd

Clare [sees all the teas we ordered for the gift bags]: I don't even drink tea!
Me: Well I'm sure someone you know does.
Clare [who's 89 years old]: Nothing beats a martini.

Dec 1st

Listen

Coca Cola - Christmas Song Thanksgiving is over. Time for a commercialized Christmas! I’m not...

Dec 1st

Chris: She's BIG... like a size... 8! Or... 10!
Me: What the fuck? That's not big at all. You're an asshole.
Chris: I don't get it... Isn't a size 8 like, twice as big as you?
Me: Nooo! Size 8 is like, barely bigger than me. If she's twice as big as me she's probably more like a 16 or something.
Chris: Well that solves that mystery.

Nov 29th

Chris: Do you want to see "Twilight"? I read that it's the ultimate chick flick.
Me: I have no idea what that shit is even about. But I hear some vampire fool is super hot.
Chris: Hotter than Mr. Darcy?
Me: Mr. Darcy is only hot in Jane Austen's world because he's rich.
Chris: So being rich makes you hot huh?
Me: I'm not going to pretend to be a good person or whatever and say it doesn't matter. It's definitely not everything but it certainly doesn't hurt.
Chris: Aw... *kisses me on the forehead* My little gold digger.

Nov 28th

Me: Does it have to be a live band? What about a DJ?
Boss: We don't do recorded music. We're classy.

Nov 26th

Chandelier in the Opera House. Saw San Francisco Ballet...

Nov 26th

Streets of D.C. on the way to meet Casey for happy hour...

Nov 26th

Work. In the Grand Foyer.

Nov 26th

Packing for Thanksgiving weekend in New York right now. Will be having Thanksgiving dinner with...

Nov 26th

I'm disgusting

Boss: What is that you're eating?
Me: Um... these chips called Hot Cheetos... and... pineapples...

Nov 24th

Dog Drives Van into Coffee Shop

Nov 24th

Listen

Kanye West - Heartless

Nov 24th

“Aeschylus and his Greek contemporaries believed that the...”
— Peter Morgan’s...

Nov 24th

Just finished watching last week’s episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on ABC’s...

Nov 23rd

Last night we went to two clubs: Andalu briefly and then to...

Nov 23rd

“im too drunk to move!”
— Text message from Chris

Nov 23rd

Jackie: Cheers!
[we touch glasses and drink]
Jackie: Well there goes all the calories we burned working out today.

Nov 23rd

Super Obama World

Nov 21st

Advice from the elderly I won't be...

Old Lady #1: So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Me: Spending it in New York with my boyfriend and his family.
Old Lady #2: His family!
Me: Yeah... I don't know what to say or talk about though. What would you both like to hear from your son's girlfriend?
Old Lady #1: You should tell his mother how much you loooove her son and how he's the most handsome man ever!
Old Lady #2: DO NOT DO THAT! Oh for heaven's sake!
Me: What do you suggest?
Old Lady #2: Make a funny. Bring chocolate coins and say "I know how much you love chocolate, but this is how they pay me!"

Nov 21st

A red spider FELL from the ceiling next to my keyboard. I freaked out. Jan killed it for me…...

Nov 21st

(via pwnedbylorna) (via microwalrus) (via holga) 1. People...

Nov 21st

Let Detroit Go Bankrupt

Nov 21st

How you know you've "arrived"

Casey: I'm picking up dinner next time. We'll actually eat in the DINING ROOM of McCormick & Schmick's [as opposed to happy hour].
Me: We're not baller enough for that.
Casey: Oh please, I made 30k a year!

Nov 20th

Saw Frost/Nixon tonight (good play!) with homegirls Casey and Christine and their man-friends...

Nov 20th

Christine's Nap Time

8-11 PM on a Monday night. I am ridiculous.

Nov 18th

This weekend was a whole lot of fun. :) I had dinner on Thursday night at Gordon Biersch with...

Nov 17th

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Do you like pretty girls? Pachelbel’s Canon in D? Inspiring, tear-jerking stories? Shampoo?...

Nov 13th

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I love Disneyland. I went three times in 2007 (and sadly, no times so far in 2008). My favorite...

Nov 11th

The Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial from the...

Nov 11th

Bridge into Arlington.

Nov 11th

Chris: i was so stuffed with beer last night i didn't finish my mac-n-cheese
Me: god you're such a dreamboat

Nov 11th

I looked extra super fugly today.

My hair was a mess and wouldn’t cooperate, I felt (and looked) super bloated, and I was...

Nov 11th

Tonight is the The 11th Annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor: Celebrating George Carlin...

Nov 10th

The butler sees a new White House

Nov 7th

Broke my only pair of black flats AND my only pair of flip flops. I do a lot walking here (okay,...

Nov 7th

Just declared a political science minor

Though sociology (my major) will always be my true love!

Nov 5th

(via jjjessica)

Nov 5th

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Right after Barack Obama passed the 270 electoral vote threshold to become the next President of the...

Nov 5th

Multiple news crews kept filming us and BBC News interviewed...

Nov 5th

I just got back from a DNC election results viewing party at...

Nov 5th

I can't believe my boyfriend is a...

Chris: i was going to get us this set of t-shirts
Chris: "bleeding heart liberal" and "wingnut republican"

Nov 5th

Leo: excited?!
Me: soooooo excited
Leo: yeah i figured
Leo: we were talking about elections last night and i thought of you
Leo: and i was like i bet you if christiney had a weenie it would be standing tall tomorrow
Me: lol!

Nov 4th

1 am brain vomit: the problem isn’t just getting people to actually vote tomorrow, it’s...

Nov 4th

I had my mid-term performance evaluation on Friday. I was nervous but thankfully it was all good...

Nov 3rd

Went to champagne brunch with Casey today at the Beacon Hotel. We stayed for three hours. It was...

Nov 3rd