Weenie's World

I was walking through Borders the other day and passed a display of a book called Skinny Bitch. The...

Jul 1st

Anthony [reciting lyrics from Lil Wayne's "Lollipop"]: Call me so I can make it juicy for you.
Me: What does that even mean?
Anthony: He's talking about making her vagina moist.
Me: Ew! You're disgusting!
Anthony: I try to be anatomically correct.

Jul 1st

While at a Korean Barbeque restaurant...

Joanna: That piece in the middle is burning.
Johnny: Which one?
Henry: The one that's on fire.
Johnny: Which one?
Henry: Uh... THE ONE THAT'S ON FIRE!

Jul 1st

“Im at a japanese restaurant that doesnt have any asian people…” - Text message...

Jun 29th

Went to sushi with Sam today… delish! :) Had accidental boba with Jon, Shella, and...

Jun 28th

You ever see a group of friends and it’s all guys and ONE girl? When I see that I think...

Jun 26th

Gross...

Me: Ew! Luis! Perry licked me!
Luis: What? Perry licks me all the time. It's weird when he doesn't lick me. I can't go a day without getting licked by Perry. I need a dose.
Perry: Don't hang around me if you don't wanna get licked. I try to lick Luis at least twice a day.

Jun 26th

Good friends. Good times. Love it.

Jun 26th

Summer is the only time when it’s appropriate to go on...

Jun 26th

“Intelligence plus character. That is the goal of true...”
— Martin Luther King Jr.

Jun 25th

“If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn’t...”
— Ally McBeal… :) My fav!

Jun 24th

Leo: I mean, I'm fat and I won't even settle for leftovers [ugly girls].
Me: But beauty is subjective! One man's leftovers is another man's main course.
Leo: One man's leftovers is another man's trash.
Me: Damn it.

Jun 24th

*at the end of a chat about how my career interests will pretty much have me living out of a box*
Me: I guess I'll just have to marry someone rich.
Alan: Um... Chris Chen will be baller for sure but...
Me: Uhhhh... I was definitely kidding... I wouldn't do that.
Alan: Oh. Whew. Good, I was like...
Me: Noooooooooooooooo...!

Jun 23rd

Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High

Jun 20th

Ten Summer Goals

So I totally failed at all my Spring quarter goals. I didn’t find a job outside L.A. In fact,...

Jun 20th

So am I in this damn L.A. heat

Perry: my mom just told me to drink a beer cause its hot
Perry: i think shes going crazy

Jun 19th

Arbin: Aurora, have you had Beard Papa's before?
Aurora: I prefer regular cream puffs.
Arbin: It's like an orgasm in your mouth!
Jon: That's because he's used to having orgasms in his mouth.
Everyone: Ooooo...

Jun 19th

I get this a lot for some reason. Um......

Me: nothing to do this summer... for the first time in my LIFE
Gene: so time for some guys now rite?
Me: lol! yah boys are my new hobby
Gene: hahaha anyone in mind?
Me: i have a boyfriend :-X
Me: but yah sure, lots ;-)
Me: anyone cute... imma collect them like stamps
Gene: LOL wtf
Gene: u have a bf?
Me: yah lolll
Gene: haha omg
Gene: i didnt know this
Gene: since when
Me: unhhh since a while ago :-)
Gene: LOL!!
Gene: wow hahaha
Gene: awww that means weenie is off the meat market
Gene: sorry guys

Jun 17th

1. Facebook emailed me and was like “You got owned, we changed your password.” Please...

Jun 14th

So I’ve finally developed a hobby (in lieu of studying for finals of course): trying to figure...

Jun 8th

Things Younger Than McCain

Jun 6th

Damn. I love my parents. I am going to spend Fall quarter in Washington D.C. and was...

Jun 5th

I read this article titled How People Treat You When They Think You’re Poor today and it...

Jun 3rd

Thursday: Beer Pong, King’s Cup, and Titanic at Katty’s. I fell asleep on the couch as...

Jun 2nd

Fatherly Advice

Chris: my dad was like... "get a good income, don't fight people, okay I'm going to bed now"

Jun 1st