Weenie's World

I had to write an article about myself for the Kennedy Center volunteer newsletter (and include a...

Jul 31st

I go through phases where I am pretty much obsessed with a...

Jul 31st

I am ridiculously happy with life at the moment. I have everything I want: a job for the rest of the...

Jul 30th

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Jul 29th

UHHHHH...

Chris: hmm.. that's an interesting name...
Chris: christopher...
Me: uhhh
Me: it's your name...
Me: wtf?
Chris: lol, i'm just examining it...
Me: ????

Jul 29th

English 1A Essay of Man in 30s

Jul 28th

*talking about freezing juice in ice trays as kids to make popsicles/flavored ice cubes*
Christina: I tried freezing yogurt to make frozen yogurt.
Jennie/Me: Awwwww!
Christina: And that was this year!
Jennie/Me: ...

Jul 27th

Lorna: You know what's gross? That there's pregnant porn.
Henry: Oh, preggo? I thought it was like, spaghetti.

Jul 25th

Facebook ad. Story of my life.

Jul 24th

Earth, Wind, & Fire concert. Chris and his coworkers got...

Jul 23rd

Visited Graceland. Elvis’ home and gravesite.

Jul 23rd

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Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You

Jul 21st

After spending an afternoon at the pool, I have finally...

Jul 21st

Last day living here! :( Back to California tomorrow...

Jul 21st

The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts: a living...

Jul 18th

1. I am still in Memphis (Fact: Had ribs from a DRIVE-THRU for dinner the other day. Seriously....

Jul 18th

Can I just say that I love Cat Deeley? :)

Jul 18th

“When you love someone, you do not love them all the time in...”
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh (via...

Jul 16th

Lorna made these buttons a few years ago. Miss my friends....

Jul 14th

So my first weekend in Memphis has come and gone. Went to a baseball game on Friday night with Chris...

Jul 14th

“Relationships have been on the decline since women came out...”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the...

Jul 14th

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It’s cool for health insurance companies to cover pills for limp dicks but not for the...

Jul 11th

“When it comes to falling in love there are, I think, two kinds of people. The first one who...

Jul 10th

I got a lesson in making hamburgers. :) Yeah, that’s...

Jul 10th

Memphis: Home of the Blues and Birthplace of Rock...

Jul 9th

So I arrived in Memphis, Tennessee late last night. (1.46% Asian, #1 major city for violent crimes,...

Jul 9th

So I actually got a call from the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts for a phone interview. I am...

Jul 9th

At Yard House last night Luis had me try his beer, promising I’d like it (because I’m...

Jul 7th

Jul 7th

If a cop pulls you over...

Me: Show him some leg.
Eric: I'll show him something else.
Me and Mason [in unison]: Your third leg? ...oh shiet...

Jul 7th

Chris: We were playing tennis. I think I got burned.
Me: HAHA! Do you have a farmers tan?
Chris: No, we played shirtless.
Me: Ew.
Chris: What? It's not like we played pantless.
Me: Ew!
Chris: Yeah or something else would've been swinging.
Me: ...that was so unnecessary.

Jul 7th

Bridget: Ew! Is there a bug on my drink?
Bridget: *picks it off*
Vicky: Wash your hands!
Bridget: I don't do that. I'm from China.

Jul 6th

Just finished taking a diagnostic GRE on a Saturday night. I am soo nerdy… I mean,...

Jul 6th

Motherfuck these D.C. internship applications. I’ve completed nine so far and am on #10 (which...

Jul 6th

Hollywood+Highland

Jul 5th

Cousins! Yes I am making THAT face AGAIN… :)

Jul 5th

Fourth of July food… yum

Jul 5th

Me: i also solicited them for ideas on what to get you for your bday
Me: and they said shit like hamster
Chris: hamster?
Chris: what's a hamster
Me: ??????
Me: are you serious?
Chris: i dunno :-[
Me: ............... i have no words
Chris: what is it?
Me: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/HamsterREX_468x362.jpg
Chris: i know the animal
Me: ......??????
Chris: i thought this hamster was in reference to a drinking game or something
Me: WTF
Me: LOL

Jul 4th

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Along with the one Holly posted of Katee and Joshua dancing to “No Air,” these two round...

Jul 2nd

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Jul 2nd

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hollice: So You Think You Can Dance - Katee & Joshua, “No Air” performance

Jul 2nd

I was walking through Borders the other day and passed a display of a book called Skinny Bitch. The...

Jul 1st

Anthony [reciting lyrics from Lil Wayne's "Lollipop"]: Call me so I can make it juicy for you.
Me: What does that even mean?
Anthony: He's talking about making her vagina moist.
Me: Ew! You're disgusting!
Anthony: I try to be anatomically correct.

Jul 1st

While at a Korean Barbeque restaurant...

Joanna: That piece in the middle is burning.
Johnny: Which one?
Henry: The one that's on fire.
Johnny: Which one?
Henry: Uh... THE ONE THAT'S ON FIRE!

Jul 1st