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MySpace picture! Except instead of a mirror, it’s a...
Aug 31st
Warch Watch
Choreographed by Shane Sparks. :)
Aug 30th
Aug 28th
Listen Listen
Wicked - For Good
Aug 28th
FINALLY saw Wicked at the Pantages theater in Hollywood...
Aug 25th
1. My facebook husband divorced me today after two and a half years of internet wedded bliss. Which...
Aug 16th
More
Aug 14th
Cal State LA Student Union
Aug 14th
Shella and I went to Cal State LA to explore tonight. I had...
Aug 14th
Vegas was so fun. :) One more day then off to Palm Springs!
Aug 13th

At work...

*Two guys walk in*
Me: Welcome to Gilly Hicks!
*A few seconds later, they run back out*
Guy #1 (panicked): YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US IT'S A BRA STORE!
Guy #2 (gesturing to his moobs): Actually, I'm looking for something for my dad... He's kinda fat you know.
Me: Well, uh, we don't sell things for men but you could get something for your girlfriend or sister or...
Guy #2: I DON'T ASK MY SISTER HER BRA SIZE!!!
Me: Oh. Yeah.
Aug 13th

Overheard at the Mall

Random girl on cell phone: How many kids do you have? Two? So did you fuck two girls and they left your sorry ass?
Aug 13th
I just got $725 of scholarship money for UCDC. Yay! Every...
Aug 12th
I love the Olympics. They are so effing inspiring and shit.
Aug 12th
Before we went clubbing at Tao at the Venetian. :)
Aug 9th
Jennie: our teacher tried to show us how big a condom can stretch
Jennie: so she first shoved her whole fist and arm into it
Jennie: THEN..attempted to put it over her head as a du-rag?
Jennie: and shes this stumpy little white lady
Me: omg i am laughing so hard i am crying
Me: hahahahhahaha!!!
Jennie: hahah omg stop crying at my childhood =(
Aug 6th
Jennie: i remember my health ed teacher was insane..feminist..taught us how to put on condoms =x
Jennie: she made us pair off with opposite sex partners..stick two fingers together..and put the condom on the other persons finger as a dick
Jennie: nice huh
Me: OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jennie: and i paired up with one my best guy friends so we were like UHHHH
Jennie: and some of the condoms were lubricated and some werent..on purpose
Me: AWKWARD CITY...
Jennie: one of the most awkwardest things ive done in life
Aug 6th
Listen Listen
Razah - Rain
Aug 6th
So I started a new job at Gilly Hicks, a lingerie/loungewear...
Aug 5th
Johnny’s 22nd birthday :)
Aug 5th