The Subprime Student Loan Racket: With help...
Oct 29th
Chris and I took a trip to Baltimore last weekend! After...
Oct 29th
My mother deposited $100 into my bank...
Since when did people give/get gifts for Thanksgiving? Not that I’m complaining. I’m...
Oct 28th
Went to Eyebar this weekend and got “standing table...
Oct 26th
The Lost Generation: The continuing job...
Oct 23rd
Are You Having A Quarterlife Crisis?
Oct 23rd
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WOW omg watch this! (It’s super short.) This bus in Russia lost control of its brakes and...
Oct 22nd
My boss just called me the "most genius"...
I am OVER THE MOON (that means really happy, right?). :) XOXOXOXO to everyone. Oh, and I bought a...
Oct 22nd
9 Things I Learned About Women From Editing...
Oct 21st
“Live in the present, but make plans and take pictures.”
— Reese Witherspoon
— Reese Witherspoon
Oct 20th
Me: I was like "It's okay," but what I really wanted to say was, "You're an incompetent bitch! Quit being a fucking dumbass!"
Eboni: Aw, Christine. My lil gangster boo.
Eboni: Aw, Christine. My lil gangster boo.
Oct 19th
The latest "Barack Obama's Facebook Newsfeed"
Oct 19th
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A great rap about my extremely “thug” ‘hood - Arlington, VA. Straight gangster. If...
Oct 19th
Happy Sunday!
Chris treated me to my first pedicure ever, then we went grocery shopping, got boba, and ate...
Oct 19th
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Omarion featuring Lil Wayne - I Get It In
Tight song.
Oct 19th
Dear Prudie column: My girlfriend has...
Dear Prudie, My girlfriend of six months has worn the same bra every day now for two weeks. I really...
Oct 16th
David: I brought money for candy and soda but I spent it on a hot dog.
Me: I smelled a hot dog or bratwurst stand this morning but there wasn't one in sight!
David: Maybe you were having a seizure or something. Man, you're a freak. You got prooooooblems.
Me: I smelled a hot dog or bratwurst stand this morning but there wasn't one in sight!
David: Maybe you were having a seizure or something. Man, you're a freak. You got prooooooblems.
Oct 16th
Life Happenings
So work is swell, it really is: A cart of yummy breakfast pastries just came by for a rainy day...
Oct 16th
An accent on love / Cherishing our immigrant...
Oct 15th
Before a Happy Hour Networking Event
Me: i've never gone to something for the sole purpose of mixing in the real worldAva: ive been to a few and ppl are there to basically hit on each other
Ava: and its mad awkward
Me: REALLY...
Oct 14th
I have recently become obsessed with the...
Maybe I should try to get a night & weekend job but I don’t want to give up going out or...
Oct 14th
If we ever reproduced, the poor child would be one...
Oct 10th
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Today I was in a meeting at work when my boss said “Let’s get down to business”...
Oct 10th
Oct 9th
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Google has the...
Oct 9th
“Act like yourselves: rude and irreverent.”
— Boss man, encouraging our...
— Boss man, encouraging our...
Oct 7th
Outside K Street Lounge on Saturday night - a very good...
Oct 7th
Me: Oh no... do I have to ask him not to have sex with her?
Chris: Yes.
Me: Well, maybe I don't have to worry. Maybe he's not her type. Or maybe she's not HIS type.
Chris: Is she Asian?
Me: Yes.
Chris: Then she's his type.
Chris: Yes.
Me: Well, maybe I don't have to worry. Maybe he's not her type. Or maybe she's not HIS type.
Chris: Is she Asian?
Me: Yes.
Chris: Then she's his type.
Oct 2nd
Boss Man: How old did you turn?
Me: 22
Boss Man: Oh. You look 17.
Me: 22
Boss Man: Oh. You look 17.
Oct 1st