Weenie's World

2010

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2009

June 26
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April 22
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January 30

2008

June 22
May 27
April 53
March 29
February
January

I guess my...

Me: Hi!
Gene: WHAT are you WEARING?! You look like a MAN!
May 1st
Warch Watch
Saw this video on Holly’s facebook and it really made me laugh (no offense intended to any of...
Apr 30th

BREAKING NEWS!

My boyfriend’s mother just sent me (and six other people) an email about swine flu. I’ve...
Apr 30th

Kind of overwhelmed.

The balancing act that is life…
Apr 29th

12 Days of Long Distance

lenachen: Days are fine. Nights suck. I have the hardest time falling asleep alone. I’d really...
Apr 27th

Sometimes the most enjoyable times with...

aren’t out at a bar or club but just looking through your friend’s old middle school...
Apr 27th
Me: or clubs? not your scene?
Bryan: its only cool with the right crowd
Bryan: the right crowd being lots of girls who think i'm good looking
Bryan: and that crowd is hard to find
Apr 25th
Rep. Joe Barton: Not Smarter Than A 6th...
Apr 23rd

Came upon an ex's facebook

We dated for six months when I was 16. Five years ago?! Yikes, I feel old. Apparently he’s in...
Apr 21st
Nothing like a good house party with good friends.
Apr 20th
My mom & grandparents are going to see “O” at the Bellagio in Las Vegas this...
Apr 18th
Random Girl: I just wanted to come over and tell you that I think you're really beautiful.
Drunk me: Awwwwwwwwww!
Leo: You just got hit on by a lesbian with bad taste.
Apr 17th
I have an email chain going with my dad and he just said “since you two [Chris and I] are so...
Apr 17th

When is lying a good idea?

Interviewer: So you really like school huh?
Me: Um...
Apr 16th
Annie: Wow this is ULTRA baby bok choy!
Jennie: Yeah, Keith was like "What size should I get?" and I was like "The size of your penis."
Annie: These are really baby bok choy? They're smaller. Like... fetus bok choy.
Apr 16th
Apr 15th
Went to the San Diego Zoo this past Saturday. :)
Apr 15th
Warch Watch
Watch this. Seriously. It’s beautiful. I cried, of course. I’m beginning to wonder if...
Apr 15th
Derek: How often do you go the gym Christine? Seems like a lot.
Me: Um... I'm trying to go three times a week. It makes me feel better or something.
Rai: Makes your boyfriend feel better too.
Derek: Okay Rai...
Rai: I just tell the truth.
Apr 10th
My boss asked me to do some “CSI” work to find a phone number for a donor who made a...
Apr 8th
Ohhhh I heart you guys! :) Congrats Dennis & Brian!
Apr 7th
This past weekend was the Leukemia & Lymphoma...
Apr 7th