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January

Discussing CA's Budget Cuts in...

Girl: What about eliminating physical education? Most kids think it's pretty useless.
Guy: Are you kidding? Have you seen some of the fatasses in this class?
May 29th
Kind of fond of this person… After dinner at Norwich...
May 28th
Went to Dartmouth over the long weekend. We crossed the...
May 28th
Good times.
May 28th
The dance tent! Amazing.
May 28th
Sun God … way late on the update, but what a fun day...
May 28th
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you...”
— Albert Einstein
May 28th
Me: Does Liz party a lot?
Kevin: Um, she smokes a lot of weed. Does that count? Party in her brain.
May 17th
Thai: Don't turn around.
Me: Are you changing?
Thai: No, just taking off my clothes.
May 17th

Insult for art nerds

Luis: Aurora, you the Mona Lisa or something? Stop looking at me.
May 17th
Aurora [eating regular-flavored Cheetos]: Man, I wish these were hot.
Luis: Just put 'em in the microwave.
May 17th
Kevin: Nick, how come you never smile any more man? You always look depressed. I even got you a birthday kiss and you still looked depressed. The only time I see you smile now is when you win like $6000.
Perry: Shit, I'd smile too.
May 17th
Allen: Let's go eat at The Corner [burger place] for dinner.
Luis: What else can you get at The Corner?
Kevin: Girls.
May 17th
Got a free table because Papa Steve bought so many drinks...
May 13th
With the wife on one of our balconies. :)
May 12th
Ladies before heading to Tao, the nightclub at the Venetian.
May 12th
Ours was the sixth balcony from the top. All those beer cans...
May 12th
$2100 of bottle service at Bellagio’s club, The Bank,...
May 12th

So we were carrying two 36-can-packs of...

[elevator opens]
Little kid: SPONGE BOB!!!
Steve: On top of something else.
[little kid's mom takes him off the elevator before their floor]
May 11th

At the Bellagio Buffet Dessert Bar

Jennie: Steve is so nice.
Christine: I know! SO nice.
Steve [walking by]: Stop being fat.
Jennie: What a fucking bitch.
Me: ...
May 11th
Warch Watch
The Bellagio fountains set to Andrea Bocelli & Sarah Brightman - Time to Say Goodbye.
May 11th
Oh I love you guys. :)
May 11th
Spent the weekend in Las Vegas and had an amazing time! We...
May 11th
“We need a witness to our lives. There’s a billion...”
— Shall We Dance
May 6th
“If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably...”
—  On a cheesy inspiration...
May 5th
Listen Listen
Keri Hilson featuring Kanye West & Ne-Yo - Knock You Down
May 3rd