Weenie's World

Kristine: You did NOT just thrust your two inch penis at me!
Kelvin: Yeah two inches FROM THE FLOOR!

Jun 29th

“And the subject line was ‘whiskey’”
— A friend, on the drunk e-mail...

Jun 26th

I really don't get it

Gene: the only happy one i can think of is Up
Me: i heard that shit was sad too like in the beginning
Gene: yea it is hahaha
Me: i was like fuck if i wanted to be depressed
Me: i'd just go read the news n shit
Me: why would i pay $10 to depress myself
Me: i do not understand sad movies at all...
Gene: LOL
Gene: damn christine
Gene: sound like a man in a girls body

Jun 24th

Me: Yeah, I'm still jobless.
Jon: No worries Christine. Your resume is so buff.
Henry: Yeah, Abercrombie... Abercrombie... Abercrombie...
Anthony: Gilly Hicks... Abercrombie... Abercrombie...
Me: Fuck you guys.

Jun 21st

Back home in the A

My mom handed me my mail which consisted of: a jury duty summons, notification of a class action law...

Jun 20th

Sunday: UCI for Claire’s graduation (magna cum laude!)...

Jun 16th

Saturday: Outside Dave & Buster’s the night after...

Jun 16th

Saturday: With my family after graduation! (I took off my...

Jun 16th

Friday: Clubbing at Stingaree (my first time!) with Nancy...

Jun 16th

Friday: All-Campus Graduation Celebration with Mike Judge,...

Jun 16th

Thursday: Pacific Beach Bar & Grill… what a night.

Jun 16th

Wednesday: Convoy Tofu House & Tea Station with Amy!

Jun 16th

Then off to Ghirardelli for a cookie bottom sundae…...

Jun 16th

My last week of undergrad. Tuesday: Fred’s downtown...

Jun 16th

I went to this club when I was in D.C. and watched this one...

Jun 11th

Every girl should have a boyfriend who will buy her the...

Jun 11th

Anthony: is he like matt peterson
Me: LOL omg
Me: he defriended me on fbook
Anthony: it's because you wouldn't hook up with him after he made it so obvs he liked you

Jun 9th

Perry: dont bother him
Me: tell him not to bother me!!!
Perry: whats he doing this time?
Me: WATCHING ANIME REALLY LOUDLY
Perry: you know what you should do?
Perry: watch porn really loudly

Jun 9th

“There are two things a person should never be angry at: what...”
— Plato

Jun 7th

Sitting in my last college class ever

Jun 5th

walrusbob: pwnedbylorna: theduty: for the smart...

Jun 4th

Me: You wouldn't date a fat girl?
Leo: No!
Wendy: That's horrible! What if it's because of pregnancy?
Leo: That's different! If she's pregnant that means I'm married to her... I hope...

Jun 2nd

A life without silly faces is a sad one.

Jun 1st

The line. :)

Jun 1st

Saturday was banquet. Picture whored it up of course. With...

Jun 1st

Celebrated Allen’s birthday on Friday with some $3...

Jun 1st