September 8, 2009

I get a few erectile dysfunction emails a day at work. Here are excerpts from some of my favorites...

  • Age is something heavy. Your after-50 age is a press for your weenie that doesn’t allow it to stay when you want it to.
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  • Every time I jumped to bed with a girl, I thought, “Please, don’t fall down, lovestick!”